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Ok, picture this:

• You’re a 38 year-old African-American college dropout.

• You once made a living as a bodyguard for a pornography production company and participating in underground street fights

• You have a son named “Kevlar.” Yes, the stuff DuPont invented to make bulleproof vests.

Who are you? You’re Kimbo Slice.

Even YOU can hop on the fast running pony that is the digital content world…and you did, yes you did.

In the words of Tibor from Eurotrip: “I love America!”

Daisy Whitney points us in the direction of “WWKD?” (What Would Kimbo Do?), a new piece of content that is all the buzz over @ Break.com.

We’re legitimately excited for the Congressional Hearings on steroid use in Extreme Cage Matches.

If nothing else, it sure does go to show that the formula for 1 million hits can be put together in MANY different ways…and it’s still a bit of a mystery…

…with one exception.

Other Boxworthy Items:

The Savvy Market’s Test. More like how much crappy advertising to you consume? (Cramer Sweeney)

Get ready for several hours of beauty ads @ the Oscars. Apparently people care again now that the WGA Strike is over… (NYT)

We’ve been told that we are a little late on this find. It’s true, we do LOVE our expensive sandwiches. Thanks to our Furry Friend in NJ for this. (Stuff White People Like)