Archive for February, 2008

 

We Like Those Apples.

Feb 28, 2008 in MISC

We’re pretty sure you haven’t been living under a rock all week, but we felt it was necessary to acknowledge the on-going brilliance that is the love between Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman.

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So who do think is more jealous: Matt Damon or Sarah Silverman?

We’ve always thought about making out own viral video, but we couldn’t really put a finger on (or in) exactly what we should produce.

Until now.

Thank you Kevin Nalts, Your list of viral video essentials has inspired us.

“Target 10 million views.  Anything less, and you’re a friggin’ wimp.”

SO TRUE. 

Other Boxworthy Items:

…Hillary Clinton is ticked off, and she wants everyone to know.  In this week’s debate on MSNBC, Hillary made light of an SNL skit and came just short of whining about the media’s apparent preference for Barack Obama.

Political pundits can spin this all they want as a positive for Hillary, but when you give the starving pit bull that is The Daily Show a big piece of meat…well, they’re going to devour that shit. 

…Scion has launched a nifty new site called “Stomping Grounds” that is currently featuring Biz Markie.

Watching Biz stroll around Harlem is probably the last thing that would convince us to buy a car.  Let’s hope Scion did their research here…

…Michael Bloomberg is not running for President.  We think there might be, like, six people over @ Gawker that care.  We’re not saying The Mayor wouldn’t have made a good President; but after all that has gone on over the past 2 months, wasn’t this a forgone conclusion?

…We wrote on Tuesday that producers of WebTV Shows should get excited about the success of Quarterlife, specifically its debut this week on NBC.

Well, we probably spoke too soon… 

As it turns out, ~3.9 million people watched the debut.  That sounds like a lot until you realize that Jerhico, a show we have NEVER seen, gets nearly 7 million viewers each week.

(Insert your own punny/ironic Quarterlife-is-dead joke here).

This Is Going To Be Quick, But Painful.

Feb 26, 2008 in MISC

We have to skidaddle shortly to go snort blow Nicorette Gum with Ann Coulter.

That, of course, is assuming that we can’t get an audience with our hero Will Leitch of Deadspin.com.

Tuesdays are, generally speaking, our least favorite day of the week.  So, we’re going to spice it up today.  The spice?  Glad you asked. A very special video from the Tubes…just for you.

You may not know our friend Jim yet, but you’ll feel like you do after you watch this fantastic display of athleticism.  Two words: “ability” and “personality.”  Indeed.  Not to mention, Jim makes Tim Green look like a no-talent hack!

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Boxworthy Items:

Nielsen is having issues with rating things other than TV.  Hmmm…weird.  We won’t wonder aloud about why this is… (New York Times)

Ya know that WebTV show you’ve been working on?  Well, here’s a glimmer of hope for you!  Quarterlife airs tonight on NBC.  Let us know how it is, we probably won’t watch. (USA Today)

Like it could suck more to live in Pakistan.  You’ve got Osama Bin Laden (maybe) hanging out in your backyard, American troops are across the way in Afgahnistan, and, well, you get the point.  And now there’s this: No more YouTube!  Seriously, Pakistan?  C’mon.  (New York Times)

Amazing T-Shirts, if you can get afford ‘em. (Experience Curve)

Um, Yup.

Eight Inches Of Snow Is A Big Deal In NYC.

Feb 22, 2008 in MISC

Ok, picture this:

  • You’re a 38 year-old African-American college dropout.
  • You have a son named “Kevlar.” Yes, the stuff DuPont invented to make bulleproof vests.

Who are you? You’re Kimbo Slice.

Even YOU can hop on the fast running pony that is the digital content world…and you did, yes you did.

In the words of Tibor from Eurotrip: “I love America!”

Daisy Whitney points us in the direction of “WWKD?” (What Would Kimbo Do?), a new piece of content that is all the buzz over @ Break.com.

We’re legitimately excited for the Congressional Hearings on steroid use in Extreme Cage Matches.

If nothing else, it sure does go to show that the formula for 1 million hits can be put together in MANY different ways…and it’s still a bit of a mystery…

…with one exception.

Other Boxworthy Items:

The Savvy Market’s Test. More like how much crappy advertising to you consume? (Cramer Sweeney)

Get ready for several hours of beauty ads @ the Oscars. Apparently people care again now that the WGA Strike is over… (NYT)

We’ve been told that we are a little late on this find. It’s true, we do LOVE our expensive sandwiches. Thanks to our Furry Friend in NJ for this. (Stuff White People Like)

In Three Years, The Internet Will Annoy The Hell Out Of You.

Feb 21, 2008 in MISC

It might not even take three years. It may have already happened.

The other day we tried to click through to a news article and were brought to a Toyota website so that we could customize our own Corolla.

There wasn’t even a re-direct button or a “skip this ad” option.

No, no. We need to buy a freakin’ car to read out news now. First of all, if you’re buying a Corolla, what’s the point in even customizing it? It’s freakin’ Toyota Corolla.

Second of all, we weren’t trying to buy a car, we were just trying to read a news article about John McCain’s cheatin’ heart.

This annoyed the hell out of us (The Toyota Ad, not John McCain’s heart).

And then THIS! Ugh. Freakin’ Google. Apparently we’re going to have to watch pre-roll and violator videos over ALL YouTube videos very soon.

At least ad agencies will get to keep making 30 second spots once Tivo kills Television! Yay!

In all seriousness, how annoying is it going to be to surf the internet once EVERY site makes you watch a commercial before consuming each piece of content?

While this will be extremely bothersome, it will also significantly increase the amount of time we spend perusing the interwebs.

We enjoy our Gmails and powerful search engines, but someone needs to put an end to Google’s reign of video terror!

Where is Gary Coleman when you need him?

Barack Obama Made Us a Mixtape

Feb 20, 2008 in MISC

You can get one, too.

Two Boxworthy Items On A Slow Hump Day:

Tylenol’s latest campaign is a bit wrinkly, we like it. (AdRants)

No one watches TV commercials anymore. We needed research to tell us this. Seriously. Before we had Tivo we used to do productive things during TV commercials were, like make bologna sandwiches, feed the dog, and sometimes we even went pee. Now we just hold it, but we still don’t watch the ads. (ADWEEK)

And for your totally random Wednesday video experience, we bring you Ronald Jenkees:

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You’re This Freakin’ Close To Being Famous. Not rich.

Feb 19, 2008 in MISC

In our journey around the internets today, we ran into and interesting post @ Brand Autopsy that takes a look @ Seth Godin’s new book, Meatball Sunday. Surprisingly this isn’t a book about Christopher Street @ 3am on a Sunday evening. No, no, it’s about marketing.

The meatballs are the foundation, the things we need (and sometimes want). These are the commodities that so many businesses are built on.

The sundae toppings (hot fudge and the like) are the New Marketing, the social networks, Google, blogs and fancy stuff that make people all excited.

The challenge most organizations face: try to mix them. They attempt to slap new marketing onto old and end up with nothing but a failed website.

Sometimes we all need a writer to state the obvious for us. Besides, sometimes we confuse “driving B2C solutions” and “redefining cutting-edge web-readiness” in our quest to “exploit next-generation content.”

Our favorite nugget from the book is this one:

Taking this theme a step further, Daisy Whitney writes about the power of video blogging and the cross-pollination that exists between bloggers, eventually resulting in more eyeballs finding the aforementioned “something worth talking about.” Whether your name is Andy Plesser, Gary Vaynerchuk, Daisy Whitney, or Rhett and Link…the interaction that results from video blogging increases the value of your blog/content and eventually lines your pockets with MONEY. Ahhhhhhhh Money! Like Jackie Mason once said, “Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love Money!”

So what happens to the vloggers, bloggers, content creators in question?

Andy gets consulting gigs.

Gary sells insane amounts of wine. ($50m in revenue last year)

Daisy gets to write (and travel)

Rhett and Link will no-doubt turn their 250,000+ YouTube Channel views into some cold hard cash.

In fact, word has it they made a little cash of this video:

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This how vlogs and online content are monetized. The cash doesn’t show up out of thin air as a result of just posting content, it’s genuine interaction and the authentic interest in like-minded vloggers that is going to monetize this practice.

There are meatballs behind this tasty Slayter Box Sundae, baby.

Other Boxworthy Items:

Bud Light Spot that didn’t make the Super Bowl. Very funny. (AdLand)

Tom Petty has been killin’ it with digital music sales since his 12 minute performance @ the Super Bowl. Every young, hip, urban artist past/present/future can feel free to write Janet Jackson’s nipple a thank you card for the sales bump they will never see from a Super Bowl performance. (MarketingVOX)

It’s Showtime in your hotel room. So long as you’re staying in a Sheraton Hotel. (New York Times)

iTunes is partnering with FOX to provide exclusive American Idol tracks. (ADWEEK)

The latest from McCann for MasterCard. (CREATIVITY)

By special request from a bearded man on West 4th Street, a Verizon FiOS spot:

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AWESOME.

Post-Valentine’s Day Massacre

Feb 15, 2008 in MISC

Valentine’s Day Love Is Sweet.

But this is pretty hardcore:

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Congress needs to check these futbol players for cattle steroids, as well their attendance at Jose Canseco’s pool parties. (CREATIVITY)

Kirshenbaum Bond + Partners just snagged the $60+ million allotted budget for AVON’s global fragreances. (ADWEEK)

That alternate universe that we once thought would truly exist…where the Pats are 19-0. (Deadspin)

We love minor league baseball, the WNBA NBADL, and even AHL hockey…so why not add Minor League Television into the love mix? (ThirdWay)

We knew it was only a matter of time before Hillary caught the Barack Obama FEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVER!

Quick V-Day Links!

Feb 14, 2008 in MISC

Psyop wishes you and yours a Happy Valentine’s Day. We love the VHS or Beta track on this piece of art, and we wish they had chosen Beta so that we could watch Larry Bird’s epic battle versus ‘Nique…because we have it on freakin’ Beta tape. We are no going to go light our HD DVD collection on fire… (CREATIVITY)

Finally, a good argument against John Mellencamp. (Advertising For Peanuts)

A breakdown of brands: Barack vs. Billary. It’s funny how two people with, essentially, the same platforms can creative such a rift between one party. (Thirdway Blog)

Oscar Night is the New Super Bowl says Stuart Elliot. We say the Daytona 500 is the new Super Bowl. Oscar night may compete in ad buy dollars, but the who wants to watch beauty spot, after fashion spot, after beauty spot…??…blech. Give us slap stick comedy and barfing babies! (New York Times)

Four Valentine’s Day videos to watch alone. (Gawker)

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John Rocker is insane. (Deadspin)

We’re outta here for food, wine, and love LOST.

Happy Contrived Holiday, Ladies and Gentlemen! (Look on the bright side, it’s good for the economy).

Eisner Was Right!

Feb 12, 2008 in MISC

The writers strike is finally over.

Can’t wait to do it all over again in 3 years!

You can get totally updated @ TV Week’s WGA Strike Central and Stuart Elliot talks with media planners/buyers about the outlook for the rest of this season and moving forward.

But if you just want a candid take from a writer who is friends with lots of writers, read what ESPN’s Bill Simmons has to say:

A three-year deal that looks a lot like the DGA deal that was banged out without a strike. My only question/hesitation is this: What happens when the deal ends? Do we just go through this whole debacle again? There’s no way the writers can make up in residuals over the next three years what they just lost in three-plus months of striking, so I’m guessing the “success” here is that the writers are on the books with a certain level of entitlement to DVD and Internet residuals for the next time negotiations unfold. But what if Hollywood says after three years, “Crap, we gave too much away the last time” and puts the screws down again. Then what? Where are the assurances this can’t happen again? I still don’t see how it was worth it to give away three-plus months of paychecks so Hollywood could save itself billions from bad deals and reconfigure the way it approaches upfronts and pilot season. But what do I know?

Let’s just hope that LOST is over by then…

Real Interactive Advertising

This piece of advertising excellence comes to us from Adverblog.

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We have a feeling this could get dangerous if the opposing fan decided to show up?

Soap on a rope is never NOT funny.

But we’re not sure it sells cars.

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Liquid soap can’t go on a rope.

The latest from W+K for Old Spice

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If Michael Eisner Said It, It Must Be True.

Feb 08, 2008 in MISC

Finally, the strike that should have happened in 2010 is over*!

So the WGA strike is over, according to Michael Eisner.  This is good news for everyone who enjoys TV…especially LOST.

Quite frankly, we can add very little insight that isn’t already in the ether.  So we’ll just say that we’re happy about this recent development, and we will get over the fact that online videos and blogs like “Fire Joe Morgan” aren’t going to be as funny once they no longer have “real” writers creating the content.

*pending the WGA actually approving the alleged “handshake” agreement.

A Smart 5th Grader Could Do This Job: Steve Stoute Addition:

We were surprised when Steve Stoute sold Translation Marketing for $10m-$15 to IPG.  Color us surprised again, as word is coming out that Stoute and his biz partner, Jay-Z, are now launching Translation Advertising.  

Man, we’d like to know where they came up with such a cool original name…

Gawker shares our opinion that this is just another case of Stoute hustling “The Man” for millions of dollars that probably don’t need to be spent.   Exploiting the youth through urban marketing is pretty formulaic.

An accurate summary of what Jay-Z will be doing on a day to day basis for the agency is “nothing.” Or as the New York Times puts it, he will “offer his creative and entrepreneurial ideas.” An accurate summary of what Steve Stoute will be doing is, pretty much the same thing he was doing before. Which is to say, sitting in a meeting room with white business executives and making them feel cool enough to hand over hundreds of thousands of dollars to him. Now that Jay-Z is in-house, Stoute can just point across the room to signal his strategic branding ideas.

When we were 10 years old, we knew damn well that Ken Griffey Jr. could have sold sand to an Arab, ice to an Eskimo and steroids to Roger Clemens.  Identifying an effective, celebrated,  honest spokesman is not that freakin’ hard.

Basic Rules:

1. Stay away from child molesters, even alleged ones.  You don’t see Michael Jackson hawking Pepsi products for BBDO anymore, do you?

2. Stay away from guys who kill dogs and run illegal dogfighting rings.  No explanation needed here.

3. Pick someone who can excite every demographic, or at least be accepted by them.

It’s really not that hard.  We find it difficult to believe that pairing Gwen Stefani and Jay-Z with HP was the work of a genius.  So sorry.

Then again, if someone was paying us the big bucks to make these decisions…there’s NO WAY IN HELL we’re turning that money down.  Big up yo’self Steve!

Other Boxworthy Items:

Banner puzzles! This is pretty damn cool, we would now like to join the Swedish Armed Forces (BannerBlog)

Is your 9-5 becoming your 24/7? (Drew McLellan)

We said we were done talking about the Super Bowl.  We lied.  This sucks.

It turns out Mercury Morris was actually pretty damn good @ football.  That being said, it doesn’t make him any less of an insufferable, pouty jerk.  Even if the Pats didn’t win, we do like seeing him in this mirage of defeat.  Even if it is pure fantasy.
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