Two Top Fives On The Fifth Day Of The Second Week Of The First Month Of The Two-Thousand-And-Eighth Year.
Jan 11, 2008 in MISC
The Best Part Of CES? It Means MacWorld Is Coming Soon.
We love that Steve Jobs gives CES the ol’ middle finger every year and unleashes Apple’s new gadgets during his own damn keynote at his own damn branded expo!
What can we expect this year?
We were hoping for Apple TV + Bigger HD + WiFi-enabled Movie Library + New iTunes Visualisers all controlled by our iPhone. If Jobs can’t deliver, we’re dumping all of our Apple stock.
Silicon Alley Insider can tell you 5 more things you won’t see @ MacWorld.
Daisy Whitney relays G4’s list of Top 5 CES Gadgets from this year’s Show.
Don’t Tase Me Bro! I Didn’t Do Anything!
This is beyond scary. We think Steve Jobs is secretly behind the new Taser + MP3 player. Why? For the next time he meets Steve Ballmer in a dark alley.
Here’s another question: WHY DOES THIS EVEN EXIST?
We can’t even begin to wrestle with the obvious question: “What if you accidentally tase yourself when you were just trying to listen to Britney’s latest single?”
Furthermore, shouldn’t this device play CDs cassette tapes?
Other Boxworthy Items:
Isiah Thomas wins SHOTY (Deadspin)
Best & Worst CES Ads (Engadget)
Win Super Bowl Tickets From Coors! (NYT - Stuart Elliot)
Starting next week, we will be focusing on a green initiative each Thursday. Here’s a “recycled” spot to get you ready: