Tuesday = Not A Slow News Day. Fact.
Boy Shoot Bear. Bear Die. Boy Eat Bear. Yum.
Normally we would lead off with something “important” or whatever, but Davey Crockett’s 5 year-old Great (x10) Grandson shot and maimed killed a 445 black-bear! The toddler at large, Tre Merritt, is quoted as saying”Paw-paw I squeezed the trigger and I didn’t close my eyes. I killed him.” This reminds me of the time I caught a 3lb large-mouth bass when I was 5 years old, except I didn’t have a gun and couldn’t feed the entire population of my hometown with the catch. Oh well.In a completely unrelated story, PETA rips the Olsen twins for their habitual wearing of fur garmetts. Olsen twins + Michael Vick = cell mates? You betcha, ff Alicia and Eva Mendes have anything to say about it!
The Trollsen Twins (PETA2)
5 year-old Descendant Of Davy Crockett (ESPN)
Saturn Drop-Top, Watchu Talkin’ Bout?
Get your Gary Coleman car! Yeah, that’s right Gary “Rock Bottom” Coleman is at it again…selling his swag on Ebay. Get that Saturn drop-top while it’s hot!
We at Slayterbox1748.com would like to congratulate Gary, for he has now created “The Coleman Zone.”
We’re not even sure that that is, but we just know that we laugh uncontrollably every time we hear that he’s involved in, well, anything.
“Did you hear who is going to be the next James Bond? Yeah, Gary Coleman!”
Just insert any big, recurring movie character…it’s funny. Feel free to use this joke without discretion.
Gary Coleman Selling Car — And Dignity — On Ebay (TMZ.com)
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Better get crankin’ on that hot piece of viral media you and your stoned buddies have been smokin’ dreamin’ up since the YouTube launched in 2005. The Google-owned video host site is now accepting applications to their revenue sharing system. Get that shit up and make some scrillaz, yo!
YouTube Expands Revenue-Sharing Model to North American Content Builders (MarketingVOX)
Other Boxworthy Items:
If you don’t want your Facebook account disabled, quit posting those naked pictures of yourself!
Facebook Stirring Up Anger For Disabling Accounts (TechCrunch)
Best wishes to our favorite Canadian played by Will Farrell, here’s wishing you a speedy recovery Mr. Trebek! How many days will it take for a publicity-deprived politician to use this as an example of why our health care system pales in comparison to our Brothers & Sisters in the Great White North?
Alex Trebek Suffers Mild Heart Attack (HuffPo)
The Aussies from Saatchi & Saatchi rock out (quite literally) in this new Toyota Campaign.
Toyota: Born Of Earth (CREATIVITY)
Love those ESPN ‘This Is SportsCenter’ spots? Well, ESPN is the network for you, pal!
ESPN Focuses On Its Own Classic Spots (ADWEEK)
Tis’ the season to strike! Or at least walkout of the office with middle fingers a blazin!
Viacom Walkout #2 (Gawker)
File this one under “most ridiculous item of the week month.” Either way, something tells me a) ESPN can afford to over pay Rick Reilly and b) Jonathan Papelboner will get his ’straight cash, homie.”
Rick Reilly Makes Eight Times As Much Money As Jonathan Papelbon (Deadspin)
We said it before, we’ll say it again: We can’t keep track of this WGA strike. We just know it’s going to get worse before it gets better. Boo.
Writers Strike News Round-Up (TVWeek)
Ben Silverman is making waves @ NBC Entertainment.
It’s Ten O’Clock. Do You Know Where Your Network President Is? (Esquire)
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