Citing a study claiming “67 per cent of women regularly check their boyfriends’ phones,” Norwegian digibros Jorgnsn made it so your most… privileged information remains safe. And for only 99 cents.
It’s called iTrust, and here’s how it works:
…by taking a screenshot of the user’s menu page, which becomes a frozen screensaver when the app is activated…anyone attempting to press the fake buttons will not be able to bring up the features, but their finger pressure on the touchscreen is recorded and can by replayed as a video when the owner returns to the phone.
There are tons of iPhone apps out there, but none that cater to the shamefully paranoid masses who don’t want their spouse snooping through e-mails, text messages, and missed calls.
For more information on iTrust, check ANIMAL.
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